Erin: Whoops!
Duncan: Man… I was kind of hoping we’d honeymoon for a bit longer. We never talked about kids.
Erin: You’re not happy?
Duncan: No, no, I’m happy! I’ll take real good care of you, you can lie down and put your feet up while I…
Erin: No, no, I’m going into work today. I need to share the news with my coworkers, make arrangements for home working, figure everything out. There’s so much to do!
Erin ignores maternity leave and goes to work for most of the pregnancy. She kept rolling “go to work” wants, hahaha.
Duncan needed mechanical skills for work, so he spent a little time at the gas station’s mechanics club.
Vivian was also there, but he didn’t really speak to her at all…
Old habits die hard, though. Duncan asked Kelly from mechanics club out for drinks & dancing :/
Duncan: You’re really rocking that cowgirl-look.
Kelly: Ah, really? T-thank you! You, um, you look nice, too…
Duncan: Hey, babe. How was work?
Erin: Great! Where have you been all day? I missed you.
Duncan: I didn’t realise how late it had got, sorry. Had to brush up on some skills. For work, I mean.
Erin: Of course. I love that jacket on you, is it new? I always said you’d look nice if you dressed up a little.
Duncan: Heh, yeah. Guess you’ve inspired me. You comin’ to bed?
Duncan: Mornin’, babe! What’s that banging sound?
Erin: I’m just fixing the shower! Did you realise it’s been leaking for months?
Duncan: Sorry, babe. Can I help?
Erin: I got it. Why don’t you make breakfast while I finish up?
Erin: When I asked you to make breakfast, this wasn’t exactly…
Duncan: It’s food, isn’t it? You know I can’t cook.
Duncan rolls the hilariously-innapropriate want to have a sports party.
Ms. Bachman: I’d watch out for that one! My friend Vivian says he’s ever such a player.
Erin: In the past, maybe! But he’s changed so much since we got married…
Aiyanna and Alon were loking pretty cosy, but as soon as she sees Duncan she grabs him for a dance.
Aiyanna: Whoops, sorry! Got lost in the moment for a sec, there.
Duncan: No worries.
Aiyanna: Pretend that didn’t just happen?
Duncan: Sure.
Duncan: So you and Alon?
Aiyanna: He’s teaching me gardening! It’s pretty fun.
Duncan: Sounds great, I’m really happy for you.
The party ends with relatively minimal disaster, all things considered. Guess we’ll call it a sucess?
Erin: How about a proper meal tonight, dear?
Duncan: Whatever you want, babe!
Erin: When the baby comes, what if you take parental leave? It’s not tournament season, right?
Duncan: Uh, sure, I guess… you love your job, huh?
Erin: I would so love to be home with the little one but I just think it makes a little more sense, financially speaking.
Duncan: Hey baby! I’m, uh, your Daddy?
Erin: Do you hear anything?
Duncan: Hmmm, sounds like it’s saying I’m going to be the greatest dad ever.
Baby Lewis is born the next morning! In public, much to Erin’s humiliation…
Duncan: I gotta try and not fuck this up, huh?
Erin: I’m gonna take a nap.
Duncan: You deserve it, babe! I’m just going to nip to the shops, will you and the little guy be okay for a bit?
Erin: Don’t be too long, dear.
Duncan: Hey, I need a really, really strong drink. I’m never woohooing anyone again.
Duncan: Hey, Brenda! I’ve been missing our ‘private practice’ lately…
Brenda: Hehe, I bet! Your game’s been a little weak.
Duncan: Maybe we could get a quick session in?
Brenda: Here?
Duncan: Uh, outside, maybe? There’s some space by the fire exit. You know, for uh, practice.
Duncan: Don’t mention anything to the wife, yeah?
Brenda: Wouldn’t dream of it.
Erin: Where’s your daddy, hmm? It’s getting late…
Elise was at their fucking wedding, oh my God...
Yeah, this is definitely another “mistakes were made” night at the Golden Rattlesnake.
Duncan: Is that the time? Man, I gotta get home, I was only meant to be out like 10 minutes.
Elise: Time flies when you’re having fun, hey?
Duncan: You bet! Hey, can I see you again?
Elise: If you’re lucky!
Erin: Where the hell have you been? You reek of liquor.
Duncan: Babe, I’ll be honest with you. I was at the bar.
Erin: Wow, never would have guessed.
Duncan: This fatherhood thing is kind of freaking me out. I don’t know if I’m ready, I…
Erin: I need to know you’re with me, Duncan. It’s going to take a lot of teamwork, raising a kid. You can’t freak out over the slightest thing, what if there had been an emergency?
Duncan: I know, I’ll try harder. I shouldn’t have left you in the lurch. I’m an idiot. I’ll do better.
Erin: You can start by making dinner.
Duncan: Yes, Ma’am.
Erin: And is there anything else you need to tell me…?
Duncan: Uh, what? No, no.
Erin: ...
Duncan: Actually there is one thing. I, uh, kissed someone?
Erin: ...
Duncan: Babe, c’mon. Talk to me.
Erin: Why don’t you try making pasta tonight, while I get dressed?
Duncan: Oh, fuck.
Duncan: DUNCAN!!!!
Duncan: I told you, I can’t cook!
Erin’s back at work the next day!
Erin: Roses by the door? Aw, he must have been feeling guilty about yesterday…
Duncan: Just you and me today, little dude! Be good for me, okay?
Duncan: Hey, babe! You like kids, right?
Kelly: I love kids!
Duncan: Want to come inside and meet my baby?
Kelly: So, I didn’t realsie you were a single dad. That must be so hard.
Duncan: I’m, uh, not exactly single. But it’s complicated! We’re kind of on the rocks, maybe?
Kelly: Oh, I’m sorry.
Duncan: No, it’s okay. Being with you is making me feel way better.
Kelly: Was that okay?
Duncan: That was fantastic, babe.
Kelly: No, I mean! You said you had a partner…
Duncan: It’s okay, we aren’t really… like I said, it’s, uh, really complicated? Hey, why don’t you come and see baby Lewis?
Duncan: Say hello to Kelly, baby! Eh… he can’t really talk, yet.
Kelly: Hmmm…
Erin: I’m home, dear!
Duncan: Oh, uh, hey babe!! This is Kelly, she’s a friend? She’s just helping me babysit.
Erin: Whatever, nice-to-meet-you, I’m going straight to sleep before I pass out from exhaustion.
Kelly: Bye then.
Duncan: Sorry about all that, babe. C’mere.
Kelly: Um,
Duncan: It’s fine, Erin always sleeps like a log.
Erin actually got out of bed to slap Duncan, couldn’t reach him due to routing troubles, then actually did fall asleep on her feet. Poor thing :(
Duncan: We’re really in trouble now, little dude.