Rhianna: Hey! Did you come all this way to see me?
Finn: Yup! And to buy a cell-phone. It’s so amazing you work 2 jobs, you must be exhausted…
Rhianna: It’s not so bad. There’s a basketball hoop in the parking lot I practice on during break.
Erin: Are you actually working out?
Duncan: Always with the suprised tone! I gotta stay in tip-top shape, babe.
Erin: I was just going to suggest you “work out” with me in the hot tub, but if it’s that important…
Duncan: Woah, woah, no, it’s not that important. Let’s hit the tub!
Lewis isn’t particually thrilled with his parents’ constant woohoo-talk, and tries a change of subject.
Duncan: I dunno, kiddo, I’ve been practicing my right hook lately! I probably should have taken up boxing, if I’d gone into it I’d probably be a world champion by now.
Lewis: You are so full of- ouch!! Dad!
Lewis still hates doing his homework, but he doesn’t wanna lose his job under any circumstances, so he struggles though it.
Finn gets a change in haircut! Mainly because I kept mixing him and Lewis up when he wasn’t wearing the hat.
Duncan: You realise I’m right in the middle of cooking up a healthy, nutritious meal, and you’re eating rotten salad? I worry about you kids.
Finn: Well, we worry about your new interest in health food!
Erin: Yes, do come over! I’m sure Finn would love to see you, dear.
Aiyanna: Hey! How's Finn doing, he home from school yet?
These chace cards are so in character. Now all we need is the spelling bee one for Pen-pen.
Penelope: Mom, Dad, I- ewwwww. I’ll tell you later, I guess?
Aiyanna: Hey, Lewis! You got a job?
Lewis: Yeah, I’m helping out at the diner. Want to buy a lemonade before I go?
Aiyanna: Please! It’s so hot this time of year.
What’cha worrying about, Penpen?
Finn: And I made player of the year and everything! Pretty cool, right?
Aiyanna: Congrats! I guess you take after your father.
Finn: Yeah! Although, unlike him, I am got onto the team based on merit.
Aiyanna: Hahaha, you have his modesty, too.
Aiyanna: Never mind the sports, I hear somebody has a giiiiiiiiiirlfriend?
Finn: Oh, man. I haven’t asked her to go steady yet, but…
Aiyanna: Tell me about her!
Finn: Well, she’s called Rhianna and she’s really pretty and cool… she works at the convenince store and plays for the basketball team-
Aiyanna: The girl with the hat?
Finn: Mom, you are not allowed to go talk to her!
Aiyanna: Why not? What if I need groceries?
Finn: You’ll say something embarassing!! I really like her, okay?
Penelope: Ugh, I need to go to bed.
Duncan: It is past your bedtime, pumpkin.
Aiyanna: It’s still so weird seeing you acting like Mr. Wholesome Family Man!
Duncan: Hey! I was always a decent Dad, right?
Aiyanna: I dunno if you would have won Father of the Year. Then again, I dunno if I can talk…
Duncan: Honestly it’s a miracle Finn’s turned out as well-adjusted as he is.
Aiyanna: He doesn’t seem to have picked up your lecherous ways, at least.
Duncan: Right! Man, when I was his age…
Erin: I hope I’m not interupting anything.
Duncan: Nah, I was just regaling Aiyanna with stories of my youth…
Aiyanna: They’re all pretty gross. Did you know he was two-timing the cheer captain???
Erin: No but, take his stories with a pinch of salt. He tends to embelish.
Duncan: I do not, babe!
Lewis: Hey there, little guy! Or little lady?
Lewis: Yo, Aiyanna! What’s that behind you?
Aiyanna: Wha-?
Lewis: Boom!!!!
Aiyanna: You little…!! You’re meant to be the nice one! I’ll get you for that!
Erin: Salad again?
Duncan: Just trying to stay healthy, babe! Keep that reaper aweay as long as possible.
Erin: You realise we’re not exactly at death’s door, dear?
Duncan: I’ll be honest - I worry about not being able to keep up with you! I don’t just mean in the bedroom, either, what if I kick the bucket before you?
Erin: It’s probably better if you pass first, Men don’t tend to last long once their spouce is gone.
Duncan: I dunno, I tihnk that’s sorta romantic. I want us to go at the same time…
Erin: That might be the most romantic thing you’ve ever said, if a little morbid.
Duncan: Besides, what if I die and you meet some hot younger dude??? I won’t be able to stand that, my ghost will haunt you so hard.
Erin: And we’re back to charmless buffoonery.
Duncan: Morning, Penpen!
Erin: It really is amazing how you can tell who’s coming downstairs from theiur. Do you have X-ray vision?
Duncan: Obviously not, babe. I can tell by the footsteps! Pen gallops everywhere.
Penelope: I do not-
Erin: Morning, dears. Did you both finish up your homework?
Finn: Homework? Hmmmm. I remember sometihng like that.
Penelope: Oh my God Finn, didn’t you do the paper? You are so dead.
Finn: I did it! Sort of. I maybe just drew a whale & called it a day.
Erin: I don’t like the sound of this. Let’s go upstairs and get this sorted out.
Finn: This is so lame. Plus we’re gonna wake up Lewis.
Erin: He’s fine, he takes after me. Is that three unfinished assignments?
Lewis: Ugh, do I have to get a lock for my room or something.
Erin: Sorry, dear. did we wake you?
Lewis: Nah, I- hey! My sideburns are coming in! Awesome.
Duncan: Good stuff, Penpen! You’re gonna be able to knock out your brothers, soon.
Penelope: I could definitely take Lewis, but it wouldn’t be a fair fight because he wouldn’t hit back.
Erin: I’m not sure I like this violent talk.
Duncan: It’s just some self-denfense, babe! Oh, there’s your bus. Better get going, pumpkin.
Penelope: Bye Dad! Love you, mom!
Townie: Duncan Huckleberry???? What are you doing out in the park?
Duncan: Occasionally I do venture outside of the house. Today, I’m doing some fishing!
Things actually look a little dicey for a minute on this fishing trip, and Duncan is definitely momentarily tempted. He never did get that tenth woohoo, and ten would be such a nice number to hit! The orange haired girl definitely would - but a park bench seems a little brazen, even for him…
But the ladies leave the park before he can talk himself into trying anything. And, honestly, maybe that’s for the best.
Lewis: Ugh, a D? The boss ain’t gonna like this…
Penelope: B???? What the fuck is this?
Finn: Welcome back to mediocrity, big bro!
Lewis: Leave me alone, I gotta work on these horrible grades before I get fired :(
Finn: I’ll help you out if you pay me.
Lewis: Part with my hard earned cash? Never.