Erin: Well, hello!
Duncan: Morning babe, I- umph!
Duncan: You’re gonna kill me one of these days.
Duncan: Quit it, babe! Don’t you have a limo to catch or something?
Erin: Shit, you’re right. Be good for me while you’re home, okay? Don’t get into any mischief.
Duncan: You don’t have to say it like I’m some poorly trained dog!
Erin: If the shoe fits…
Townie: Hey, we’re here for Erin’s birthday?
Duncan: You’re several hours early, dude. She’s at work.
Townie: Huh, guess we’ll just wait around…
Kelly: Can we use that hot tub?
Duncan: Knock yourselves out.
Amazing that the brand new hot tub’s first woohoo goes to these two, but fine.
Duncan: Hey kids. How was school?
Penelope: Great! I got an A in my history paper, and…
Finn: Ugh, I don’t wanna talk about it.
Lewis is actually thriving now that he’s picked up a job! He’s really motivated to learn new skills & get promotions.
Meanwhile poor Finn could be doing better - he brought home a bad grade and isn’t happy about it :(
Erin gets home, and brings a friend with her! I think this is actually the first time she’s ever done that.
Erin gets one of those expensive decorative eggs for her birthday, because occasionally I will indulge a ridiculous fortune sim want, haha.
Duncan: Hey babe, the tomatoes are ready.
Erin: Oh, excellent! Do they look good?
Duncan: Well, they aren’t dead at least.
Townie: You’re gardening now? That’s cool!
Erin: Well, I try.
Duncan: Want me to call people, babe?
Erin: I’ll get it. Whenever you pick the guest list our parties turn out a little cataclysmic.
Erin: 'Sup guys, where's the cake?
Erin ages up! I decided to give her her original hair back - she looks great in it imo!
Aiyanna: Are you hiding in the bathroom? C’mere!
Duncan: I’m not hiding, babe! I actually need to piss.
Still Mr. Popular, I guess.
The party comes to a quiet ends as the guests disperse.
Erin: Well, what do you think? Too granny-ish?
Duncan: I think that dress is a little more schoolgirl-chic than granny-chic, and I’m into it.
Erin: Would you ever let me cut your hair?
Duncan: What, you don’t like the man-bun?
Erin: It’s very fetching, but I don’t want people mistaking us for twins!
Duncan: I guess I could go for a change…
Erin: Maaaaaaybe you’d let me give you a makeover?
Duncan: Why didn’t you mention you had a thing for makeup? We could have done the whole Rocky Horror thing while I was still young and sexy.
Erin: I was too embarassed, I suppose. It’s subtle though, right?
Duncan: I guess it’s cool. Not sure about the beard.
Erin: Well, you can always trim it…
Erin retires! It’s a little hard for her since she does love her job, but she doesn’t have the energy for the presidential stuff anymore and wants to spend her golden years with her family, and working on her gardening :)
Penelope: Check it out, I got an- hey! Don’t tell me you guys have just been canoodling on the couch all day while we slave away at school?
Duncan: One of the perks of getting old, kiddo.
Finn: Ugh, another D…
Lewis: Why are you putting it in my room?
Finn: I don’t have a desk! Anyway, us under-achievers gotta stick together.
Lewis: Don’t try & drag me down with you, I’m finally maintaining a solid C-
Duncan and Erin are really enjoying retirement.