The “twins” have a pretty funny relationship. Penelope really likes Finn & has a locked want to be friends with him, but he doesn’t really share the sentiment! Maybe because she is constantly noogie-ing him, lmao
Penelope: So I’m thinking of getting a job at the school paper! Or maybe yearbook…
Erin: Oh, breakfast? Thank god, I was about to start devouring the snacks like a woman possessed.
Duncan: Sounds hot.
Erin: You say that about everything.
Penelope: …and now we’re older, if you and Dad wanted to leave the house for a date, we could totally stay home alone!
Erin: This is starting to sound a little like a nefarious scheme.
Finn: It’s not nefarious, we-
Penelope: We just think it’d be cool if you and dad did your whole flirting and making out thing out of the house!
Finn: I dunno, Pen. They might get arrested for gross indecency.
Penelope: Really it’s a miracle that hasn’t happened already.
Erin: I get it, kids. You’ve made your point.
Lewis: Hey, do we have a nefarious scheme? Because I have to go to work today but I want in if-
Finn: Look, I just want to invite Rhianna round without Mom & Dad going out of their way to embarass me.
Duncan: You have got to stop parading around the house in a towel, babe. I’m going to completely lose it one of these days and when that happens I’m not gonna be held responsible for my actions.
Erin: Heh. I need to get changed actually, the kids want us to get out of the house for a bit.
Duncan: Since when do we take orders from them? Although I do happen to have a locked “public woohoo want”… maybe you shouldn’t bother getting dressed, we’ll save time.
Erin: You are unbelievable. Is this how we keep you monogamous? My life becomes some ridiculous porn flick?
Duncan: Look, you chose this, don’t act like you don’t love it-
Lewis: CAN YOU PLEASE BOTH JUST GO
Finn: Yeah, they’re just leaving. Do you want to come over? Really? Great! See you soon!
Finn: Ew, for the last time, I don’t want a damn backrub! Don’t do this when Rhianna gets here, she’s gonna think we’re weird.
Finn: Hey, you!
Rhianna: Hey!
Finn: You, um, look really nice!
Rhianna: Thanks, I just came straight from work so didn’t have time to change…
Finn: You would probably look good in anything, you’re so pretty.
Rhianna: Gee, you’re gonna make me blush.
Rhianna: ...a dance? I’d love to!
Penelope: Hey guys-
Finn: Go away, Pen!!!
Rhianna: A hat with a towel? Bold fashion choice.
Finn: Sorry about my sister, she’s so cringe.
Rhianna: I don’t really mind, she seems nice!
Finn: I guess I’m just really worried about impressing you - you’re so cool? I have a feeling you might be out of my league but…
Rhianna: You can kiss me, if you like.
Finn: What, seriously?
Finn is in typical family sim fashion obsessed with getting his first kiss & falling in love & going steady as soon as humanly possible. Rhianna doesn’t seem to mind.
Finn: Hey, Mom. Look, now isn’t a good time, I have a girl over and I don’t want to get ahead of myself but she might be The One, so- no, oh my gosh, shut up, we only met yesterday! I’ll call you later? Yeah, love you too!
Lewis: Hey guys, guess who just got promoted?
Finn: Guess who doesn’t care!!!!!
Lewis: Wow, okay, that sort of hurts my feelings :( It took me a long time to get my grades high enough to even get a job at all, so getting a promotion on the first day is really exciting, I’ve never been good at anything before, so-
Finn: I’m just kidding around bro, jeez. Congratulations!
Rhianna: Yeah, way to go!
Bartender: Hi, Duncan. It’s been a while. You used to be practically our best customer!
Duncan: Well, it’s good to be back! As you can see, my “drunken proposal” actually was true love…
Kelly: *glaring intensely*
Duncan: Damn, three hot redheads? Do you think-
Erin: I’m sure they’re all very impressed with your off-key rendition of ABBA, dear.
It was like shooting a sitting duck
A little smalltalk, a smile and baby I was stuck
I still don’t know what you’ve done with me
A grown-up woman should never fall so easily
Duncan: We should get home.
Erin: Yes, I do hope the kids are okay…
Duncan: If they’re anything like their old man they’re probably getting up to no good as we speak.
Erin: Let’s hope and pray they don’t take after you, dear.
Finn: Do you know any cool ghost stories? That’s a campfire thing, right?
Finn: I don’t remember inviting you to join, Pen. This is kind of a romantic moment?
Penelope: Look, if you’re roasting marshmallows you can’t expect me to sit indoors and NOT want to get in on the action!
Erin: Hey kids, we’re home!
Duncan: You didn’t burn the house down, I see! Very nice.
Finn: Dad, please can you-
Duncan: Don’t worry kiddo, we won’t cramp your style. We happen to be heading straight for bed.
Finn: Bleh.
Erin: Don’t stay up to late, dear.
Penelope: I can’t believe my baby brother’s go himself a girlfriend!
Finn: You’re one day older than me!!!
Penelope’s attempts to befriend Finn go about as well as ever.
Finn: You’re leaving?
Rhianna: I gotta fly, but I had a really nice time, Finn. Let’s hang out again some time soon!
Lewis: What do you think? Not a bad likeness, right?
Erin: Did you paint you father… thinking about woohoo?
Lewis: Yup!
Erin: It is a rather good likeness.
Lewis: And now I’m finally making some real money instead of chump change! It rules. I might start selling paintings, too.
Penelope: Does that mean we can stop working at the lemonade stand?
Lewis: Nope, but it means I’m increasing your wages!
Finn: Score! Would you ever paint me?
Lewis: Maybe, if you can afford my rates!
Finn: That’s such shit, you painted dad for free!
Erin: Language, Finn.
Lewis: Your father isn’t at death’s door just yet, Lewis.
Penelope: I’ll take your portrait, if you like. Say cheese!!!
Finn: Ugh, no. I wanted a painting!
Penelope: Beggers can’t be choosers, bro.