Duncan: Wasn’t this suppossed to be a one time thing? That was arangement, right?
Erin: Whatever, I’m modifying our little ‘arrangement’. Are you complaining?
Duncan: Hell no.
Duncan: *oh, fuck-*
Duncan: Kind of fucked up how natural this feels, like nothing’s changed…
Erin: Mmm, I’m glad you remembered what I like.
Lewis steadfastly ignoring his parents rekindling their trainwreck relationship right behind him.
Duncan: Okay, we’re definitely making things weird.
Erin: You’re not wrong, but…
Duncan: Yeah, fuck it. I guess we’re getting weird.
Duncan: All right, let’s go for maximum weirdness. When was the last time either of us went on an actual date?
Duncan: You’ve seriously never woohooed in a photo booth? Babe, you haven’t lived!
Erin: I mean, it doesn’t seem like there’d be much room-
Duncan: That’s half the fun! C’mere, I’ll show you…
Erin: I can’t say this was the type of ‘date’ I had in mind, but…
Erin: Well, here’s to us?
Duncan: I’ll drink to that.
Erin: Do you ever wish we’d done things differently? Any regrets about how things turned out?
Duncan: Fuck, of course I do! I regret, like, almost everything I do basically as soon as I’ve done it. Obviously I should have treated you better and been less of a womanising piece of shit and, like, I kind of screwed over Aiyanna, too? Ugh… getting involved with her in the first place was a mistake. Honestly, maybe we were kind of a mistake, too.
Erin: How so?
Duncan: I mean… look at us. You’re a classy lady! Hardworking, beautiful, caring… You could have done so much better than a dirtbag like me.
Erin: Maybe.
Duncan: Definitely, Erin! Hell, I’m holding you back even now when you really think about it. You could be out on a date with some great new guy, someone who treats you like you deserve. And instead you’re in this stupid diner with me.
Erin: It’s not like I haven’t had other offers, you know. And you never held a gun to my head and forced me to marry you, or forced me to come out with you today. I’ve made my own choices.
Duncan: What about you, then? Do you have regrets? I mean you must have regrets, obviously.
Erin: Well, I-
Waitress: What’ll it be, kids?
Duncan: Uh, Meredith, we were kind of having a moment?
Erin: Can I pay for this with a coupon?
Erin: Here’s the thing. Perhaps objectively we made a few mistakes. Well, you did, mostly. A lot of mistakes.
Duncan: Your main mistake was marrying me, I reckon.
Erin: Maybe, but…
Erin: How about we go ahead and make those terrible mistakes all over again?
Duncan: Babe! You’re kidding.
Erin: I’m not! I mean, I’m sort of kidding about the mistakes. Hopefully you make fewer of those.
Duncan: I dunno if I can…
Erin: Let me say my piece, okay? I don’t regret marrying you. My life was completely devoid of any sort of passion before I met you. Sure, I’ve loved you and hated you and tolerated you, but throughout it all I’ve never been able to imagine my life with anyone else. We have 2 beautiful kids together and you know what? I love Finn, too. I like our life. I’d do it all over again in a heartbeat. Marry me?
Duncan: I love you so fucking much.
Erin: Is that a yes?
Duncan: Of course it’s a yes, Erin! God knows what the fuck I ever did to possibly deserve another chance but I’d marry you a thousand times if I could. I-
Meredith: Here’s your food!
Duncan: Impecable timing as always, Meredith.
Meredith: Is this seriously what it looks like?
Erin: I think so! We’re getting married!
Duncan: Again!
Meredith: gooooooood luck with that
Duncan: I’ve gotta admit, I’m kind of freaking out. What if I fuck up again? I’m not gonna be able to live with myself if end up I hurting you all over again.
Erin: Then don’t fuck up.
Duncan: You say that like it’s so easy-
Erin: It is easy, Duncan! I know you like to act like things just magically go wrong, but you’re an adult, with free will, and you always have a choice.
Duncan: So, what. Next time a pretty girl propositions me I just flash this ring & say I’m spoken for?
Erin: Yup!
Duncan: Maybe you’re right, but… your faith in me is really impressive.
Erin: What can I say? I don’t like giving up on projects.
Duncan: Hey, check it out. We’re not the only ones using that photobooth tonight.
Erin: Eugh, that’s seems unsanitary.
Duncan: You weren’t complaining before!
I’m aware this is the worst plot twist ever but guys, looks at those want pannels! Who am I to stop them being total idiots about each other? Let’s see how long it lasts.
Horses are her favourite but Penny’s also tries to befriend the leader of the pack when he stops by.
Duncan: You sure you don’t want a hand, babe?
Erin: No, no. They’re my tomatoes. I’m never going to get a bronze talent badge if I delegate.
Back at school! @charmandersims was saying Penelope might end up being the brains of the family & that looks to be coming true, so far.
Erin: You’re up early, princess!
Duncan: Reading anything good?
Erin: Just one of those personal development guides.
Duncan: Aw, babe, you’re the last person who needs to be reading self-help books.
Erin: It’s not self-help, it’s- are you making breakfast?
Duncan: I’m attempting pancakes. Don’t look so shocked!
Erin: Shocked? I’m positively delighted.
Duncan: Put the book away, babe. Breakfast is served.
Erin: Wow, these actually look good.
Duncan: Again with the suprised tone!
Erin: I’m just not used to seeing actual effort from you! It’s refreshing.
Duncan: What can I say? You’ve inspired me.
Duncan: So, your Mom and I have some big news.
Erin: We’re getting remarried!
Penelope: omg what
Lewis: I can’t believe Mom is actually taking him back. This household is insane.
Finn: I think it’s cute!
Lewis: You don’t remember what happened last time, huh…
Finn: Maybe one of us will get Mom’s old room! Then I won’t have to hear you snoring anymore.
Lewis: Hey! I don’t snore.
Erin: So, I have the day off today…
Duncan: Awesome, want to spend it at home making up for lost time?
Erin: Absolutely.
Lewis: Gross.