It’s a Saturday, and Erin’s got the day off! Time to tend to those poor neglected tomatoes.




Oh no, poor Erin :(




In a moment of inspiration I gave Finn a pirate themed makeover, to match his “sailor” trait. He’s going through a phase.

Penelope: Bang! I shoot you dead!

Finn: I dodge it!

Penelope: What? That’s so not fair. I trample you with my horse!!

Finn: You can’t have a horse on a boat!

Penelope: Why not????

Finn: We always play cowboys, I thought we were pirates this time!

All right, time to get inside, I’m not having another sim get struck by lightning.




Finn: Mom, I think you used too much salt!

Penelope: I think it’s too much pepper.

Erin: You’re both very discerning critics. I might have gone a little overboard with the seasoning for a child’s palette-

Lewis: *inhaling soup* I think it’s great, mom!




Fucking unbelievable????




Duncan: This is such a bad idea.

Erin: It’s fine, dear. Just a one-time-thing to celebrate your promotion.

Duncan: I didn’t realise you were getting desperate, babe. Don’t you have like, guys at work who you could-

Erin: I don’t fuck my coworkers, Duncan. We can’t all be as unprofessional as you.

They are both still mad about the divorce (they even still have "furious" tags!) but I guess LIFE FINDS A WAY.

Duncan: Babe, you have no fucking idea how much I’ve missed being with you like this, I-

Erin: That’s nice, but you’re the one who said we shouldn’t make things weird… let’s just pretend it never happened, okay? A one time thing, like I said.

Duncan: What? Was I no good, or-

Erin: Look, we both know the answer to that, Duncan. Don’t pretend you need reassurance on that particular front.




Duncan, please.




Lewis: And if you move one of their beds- watch out! No ghost will forgive that!!!




I decided to take Lewis out of the house for a bit - give one of our potential heirs a little room to breathe!




Lewis: Is Bustin’ Out any good?

Cashier: I dunno, I’m not really much of a gamer. When I’m not working here I’m playing basketball!

Lewis: And you’re on the team? That’s so cool! My Dad plays and my kid brother and sister are both huge sports nuts, but I’ve never really been any good…

Cashier: Well, it takes practice! People don’t just ‘luck’ into being good at stuff.

Lewis: Oh man, you haven’t met my dad… The hat is really cool, by the way!

Cashier: Thanks! When you work some lousy customer service job with a uniform you gotta find other ways to express yourself, y’know?

Coffee & a quick game before it’s time to get back home.




Aiyanna: Haha, take that! Fuck you!!!

Erin: Aiyanna! You came over to see Finn?

Aiyanna: Uh, yeah! That’s totally what I came over for. No idea how the trash got like this.

Erin: It’s good to see you, dear. How are you holding up?

Aiyanna: I’m okay! Still kind of nursing a broken heart? But was bound to turn out like this in the end, right?

Erin: Oh, honey. I’m sorry.

Aiyanna: How are the kids?

Erin: They’re a handful, but they’re doing well. Do you want to come in and see them, or..?

Aiyanna: Oh, no, it’s probably getting a bit late, right? and I might be tempted to break something




I’ve been gradualy making over the bedrooms upstairs - this is Lewis & Finn’s.

And Penny’s room! Thanks to the traits mod she pretty much only plays with the horse.




Penelope: That’ll be $9.50, Daddy.

Duncan: Shouldn’t you be in bed? Do I need to have a word with your brother about how he treats his child-labour employees?




Duncan: can’t believe my ex-wife would friendzone me like this




Duncan: Mornin’. I made breakfast.

Erin: You poured ceareal.

Duncan: Yeah, for like 5 people! Can we all appreciate my effort, please?

Lewis: Thanks, Dad!

It’s kinda cute seeing them all having breakfast together like a functional family!




The kids enjoy a lazy Sunday morning. I dunno where Finn was, aparently I got no pictures of him.