Party time! A few familiar faces around… did I let Duncan pick the guests to maximise potential horror? Maybe! (But Duncan is also the only one in the house with lots of friends.)
Duncan and Aiyanna were getting busy instead of getting ready and Kelly immediately detects something is up, flying into a huge fury.
Kelly: You asshole!
Duncan: Woah, babe, chill! You know this is my kids’ party, right-
Kelly: This isn’t about that, this is for lying to me way back when!!!
Duncan: Let’s hear it for the twins!!!!
Erin: They aren’t “twins”, Duncan.
Duncan: They were born like 2 days apart, it’s close enough.
Lewis: Woo!
Penelope gets the equestrian trait, which I totally love. Horse girl??? I am totally giving her the cowgirl outfit. She also loves the outdoors, loves the cold, and has the sports One True Hobby - I feel like she would be really at home out in the mountains somewhere.
Finn is extremely adoarble, as we all suspected he would be. He gets the sports hobby like his sister, and the bookworm trait, to go along with sailor & neurotic! I’m getting like, a kind of interesting jock/nerd combo from this? He probably watches his dad’s games but reads novels about pirates while worrying about his messed up family life…
Brenda, Duncan’s teammate from work, grabs him for a pillow fight.
And, yeah. The pillow fight escalates to just a little kiss…
Then like… half the the townie guests are literally queueing up for a piece of the action???? It’s pretty next-level, I wasn’t expecting this party to go well but I wasn’t expecting THIS?
Duncan: Now, now, ladies. There’s plenty of Duncan to go round.
Aiyanna is content to ignore things initially, let him have his fun and enjoy the attention, but eventually she has just HAD IT with this shit.
Aiyanna: Are you trying to piss me off?
Duncan: What??? Come on, we were never exclusive-
Aiyanna: That doesn’t mean you can just do whatever you want right in front of me! I hate you!
Vivian: Hmmm, time for us to get out of here?
Brenda: I think so.
Penelope: Great party, dad!
Duncan: No worries, sweetie. I had fun too!
Lewis: *pissed himself while waiting to get to the bathroom*