Erin: What is wrong with you????
Duncan: I dunno, I guess I’m just a huge asshole or something.
Erin: You are an asshole! I don’t know why I keep hoping you’re ever going to change when you can’t even do the bare mimimum.
Duncan: You keep going on about how you want me to change - I don’t know why you even married me!
Erin: Wow, there’s some fucking fine-print. Don’t remember the part of our wedding vows where we said you could fuck whoever you felt like. In fact, I distinctly remember ‘forsaking all others’-
Duncan: That’s so unfair, it’s not like I did it on purpose. You know I have poor impluse control-
Erin: That’s a new one. It’s not like I expect the world, Duncan! Just don’t screw other women, is that really so much to ask?
It’s really a good thing Lewis is such a heavy sleeper…
Lewis: Are you okay, Mommy?
Erin: Why do you ask?
Lewis: You look like you’ve been crying!
Erin: I’m fine, dear. Just didn’t sleep very well.
Duncan: I won’t be at practice… Yeah, I guess you’d call it a family emergency. Sorry!
Duncan: Woah, is it just me or does it look bigger already?
Aiyanna: That’s how pregnancy works, jerk.
Duncan: Right, right. Come on in then, let’s talk about this…
Aiyanna: Did you speak to Erin in the end?
Duncan: Yeah. She’s not exactly happy… never mind that! Let’s just forget about all that for like five minutes.
Aiyanna: So Erin’s seriously gonna divorce you?
Duncan: I think so, this time. She said, uh… she said this was, like, ‘beyond the pale‘.
Aiyanna: I’m sorry.
Duncan: Don’t be, it’s not your fault. I still want to win her back somehow but… I dunno, maybe it’s just not going to work. I wish love wasn’t so complicated.
Aiyanna: Listen, um, there’s something I need to know. When you asked me the other day if you can love more than one person… do you love me?
Duncan: Sure, but-
Aiyanna: It’s just. I’d feel so much better about all this if I at least heard you say it.
Duncan: I do love you. You’re gorgeous and funny and sometimes it’s like you’re the only person in the world who accepts me for who I am instead of what I could be. Ugh, but I don’t think I can say it’s only you, I-
Aiyanna: I love you too.
Duncan: What about Alon?
Aiyanna: It’s only ever been you. It’s so stupid, I tried so hard to get over you but I still-
Duncan: It’s okay. I’m sorry.
Aiyanna: I’m sorry, too.
Erin & Lewis get home. Poor Lewis has no idea what’s going on :/
Aiyanna: Erin! Listen, I-
Erin: Hello, Aiyanna. We’ll work out what we’re doing about that baby of yours in just a moment, I need to yell at my husband first.
Aiyanna: That’s fair. I’ll, um, be in the bathroom?
Erin: You ASSHOLE.
Duncan: C’mon, babe, not in front of Lewis-
Erin: He should know what a piece of shit his father is! I don’t want him growing up thinking this kind of thing is acceptable or normal.
Aiyanna: Um, guys?
Uh… welcome to the legacy baby Finn??? Nobody seems thrilled, understandably :(
Duncan: This is a bad dream, right?
Erin: You look exhausted. Why don’t you let me take him?
Aiyanna: Are you sure? I don’t-
Erin: It’s fine, Aiyanna. I’ve done this plenty of times.
(Fuck’s sake, Aiyanna. Dream date roses??????? You were meant to be the cool one!! You’re killing me)
Duncan: Thanks for being so cool about this, babe.
Erin: I am not “cool” with this. But what’s done is done and I refuse to let an innocent baby suffer just because you’re incapable of being a decent partner.
Meanwhile, outside, some random stray animal fight??? This household is so chaotic
Aiyanna: Yeeek! What is that??
Lewis: Static electricity, hahahaha!
Aiyanna: Very funny, kid…
Aiyanna: Am I… evil? I don’t feel evil but I should probably feel guiltier about this… maybe I’m in shock?
Not sure how long they’ll be able to keep this setup going, but Erin, Lewis & Penelope take the bedroom.
Aiyanna: Something smells good!
Duncan: Yeah, uh, Erin said you might be hungry. You okay? you were in the bathroom for a while, there…
Aiyanna: Eh, I’ll be all right. Oh, you put Finn to bed?
Duncan: Yup. Had to move the TV but we’ve just about got room for everyone…
Aiyanna: I feel awful. It’s like I’ve just taken a slegehammer to your marriage…
Duncan: Honestly, it wasn’t doing great anyway. Plus, we probably should have used protection?
Aiyanna: Oh, yeah. I didn’t think about that…
Duncan: Aiyanna? We’ve got a pull-out if you’re tired… fuck.
The trailer layout currently, if anyone’s curious! Everything is just about accessible, but it’s definitely not ideal.